Canada Moose wanted to be the greatest animal in the forest, second only to the grizzly bear. That was hard to remember with his head stuck in an oak tree. His left antler had hooked a low branch of the broad oak that marked the thickest stretch of brush. His right antler was tangled in a vine. He wore his red and white scarf and the Canadian-made jacket that had carried him through three winters, including the January blizzard that almost killed him. The jacket was fine. The antlers were the problem. He pulled. The branch bent. The branch did not break. A porcupine sat on a root four feet away and watched. Behind the porcupine, a cougar lay on a flat stone, tail twitching, eyes half closed. Past the cougar stood a small wooden house grown into the trunks of three trees, its windows full of mushrooms and flowers. Smaller animals leaned from the windows. A squirrel laughed. A rabbit covered its mouth. Canada Moose felt his ears burn under the scarf. "I am fine," he announced. He yanked his head sideways. Leaves fell on his nose. The porcupine sneezed. The cougar opened one yellow eye, looked at him for a long second, and closed it again. That was worse than the laughing. Canada Moose tried backing up. The vine tightened. He tried lowering his head. The branch scraped down his skull and caught harder. He stood there breathing, antlers pinned, while a chipmunk climbed onto his shoulder to get a better view. He stopped fighting. He thought about the grizzly, who would simply walk through this brush and crush it. He could not be the grizzly. He could be smarter than a branch. He folded his front legs, knelt in the dirt, and let his head drop low. The antlers slid free of the vine. He shuffled forward on his knees until the oak branch lifted clear. Then he stood. The chipmunk fell off. The porcupine blinked. The cougar did not open her eye, but her tail stopped twitching. Canada Moose walked out of the brush on his own four hooves, scarf crooked, jacket dusted with bark. He had escaped. He had also knelt in front of every animal in the clearing, and they had all seen it. Somewhere behind him, a small voice in the tree house said, "Do it again." He kept walking. He needed a plan that did not involve kneeling.

Canada Moose walked until the laughing was behind him. He stopped at the edge of a small meadow and pulled a folded board from inside his jacket. It was a checklist he kept tucked against his ribs for moments like this. He set it on a flat stone and stared at the empty lines. He needed a feat. Something big enough to wipe out the picture of him on his knees. He wrote: 1. Do something the grizzly cannot do. He stared at that line for a long time. Then he crossed it out. He wrote: 1. Do something brave near where they saw me kneel. The spot where the animals had gathered was easy to find. A thick cluster of tall grass grew at the edge of the brush, bent and trampled where the porcupine and cougar had sat. Canada Moose stood in the flattened grass and tried to think like a hero. Across the trees, up a low rise, he could see the dark mouth of the grizzly's den. Roots hung over the opening. Stones held the mound in place. The grizzly was not home. Canada Moose knew this because he could hear the grizzly crashing through a creek far to the north, breaking branches without trying. That sound was the whole problem. The grizzly did not need a plan. Canada Moose did. He looked at the checklist again and wrote: 2. Walk to the den and leave a mark. Touch it. Come back. Tell the animals you did. He folded the board, tucked it away, and started up the rise. His hooves slid on loose dirt. He reached the front of the den and stopped. The opening smelled of old meat and wet fur. He lifted one hoof to scratch a line in the earthen mound. Then he heard a branch snap behind him. He turned. The porcupine sat on a root ten feet away, watching. The cougar lay on a stone below, tail still. They had followed him. They were waiting to see what he would do at the den that did not belong to him. Canada Moose lowered his hoof. He could not scratch the mound now. If he did, it would look like a trick performed for an audience, not a feat. If he ran, he would be the moose who knelt and then fled. He stood straight, turned his antlers toward the den opening, and waited. He counted to sixty. Nothing came out. He walked back down the rise past the porcupine and the cougar without hurrying. Neither animal laughed. Neither animal looked impressed. He reached the meadow, pulled out the checklist, and crossed off task two. Under it he wrote: 3. They are watching every move now. Plan smaller. He had wanted one big feat. He had earned an audience instead.

Canada Moose came down from the rise and tried to walk off the morning. He took the long way back through the pines. He told himself the porcupine would tire of watching and find something else to do. Then he passed a clearing and heard his own name. A squirrel was telling a rabbit about the kneeling. The rabbit was telling a fox. The fox already knew. The story had left the porcupine and was moving on its own. He followed the talk to a worn path he did not remember being so busy. Hoofprints and pawprints crossed each other in the dirt. A weasel ran past him with its ears up. A pair of jays cut overhead, calling the same word twice. The path led to a wooden bench at the edge of a small clearing, the kind hikers leave behind. Animals were crowded around it three deep. On the back of the bench sat the porcupine, quills high, holding a slim white book in his front paws. The cover read I DO GOSSIP in fat black letters. He tapped it when he spoke, like a judge with a gavel. "And then," the porcupine said, "he knelt. Front legs folded. Head to the dirt." The animals leaned in. A chipmunk wrote something on a weathered message board nailed to a nearby trunk. The board was already covered with scratched signs and paw marks. A fresh symbol sat near the top: two antlers, bent down. Canada Moose pushed through the crowd. His size made a path whether he wanted one or not. He stopped in front of the bench. The porcupine did not flinch. He held the book up like a shield and smiled. The cougar lay under the bench, tail flicking once. Canada Moose had planned, on the walk over, to deny it. To say the porcupine was lying. He opened his mouth and saw thirty faces waiting for the lie. He saw the chipmunk's pencil ready at the board. "I knelt," Canada Moose said. "My antlers were stuck. I knelt to get them out. Then I stood up and walked home." He looked at the porcupine. "That is the whole story. You can stop selling it now." The porcupine blinked. The crowd waited for more. Canada Moose did not give them more. He turned and walked back down the path the way he had come. No one laughed. No one followed. Behind him, he heard the porcupine start the story again anyway, louder, as if volume could buy back the room. He reached his meadow and pulled out the checklist. He crossed off task three. Under it he wrote: 4. The story is theirs now. Mine has to be bigger. He folded the board and tucked it against his ribs. The grizzly was still crashing through the creek to the north. Canada Moose started walking that way.

Canada Moose walked north until the pines thinned and the ground started to slope. He could hear water before he saw it. The creek ran clear over a bed of stones, winding between low banks. He stopped at the edge and listened for the crashing he had heard from his meadow. Nothing now. Just water. The grizzly could be a mile upstream or around the next bend. He did not know which, and walking the bank blind would put him nose to nose with claws. He followed the creek downstream until he found a place to cross. Three flat stones broke the surface, spaced for a smaller animal but steady enough for his hooves. He went over slow, one leg at a time, the jacket bunching at his shoulders. On the far bank he found what he was hoping for. A trunk stood beside the trail with four deep gouges cut into the bark, each one longer than his face. The cuts were fresh. Sap still beaded along the lower mark. The bear had come through here, and not long ago. Canada Moose backed away from the trunk and looked for high ground. He found it twenty paces up the slope: a small canvas tent left behind by hikers, the flap tied open, the poles still sound. From inside he could see a long stretch of the creek through the gap in the trees. He folded his legs and pushed his head and shoulders through the opening. His antlers caught the top seam and held. He stayed still. He could see the water. He could see the clawed trunk. He could see the bend upstream where the bank dropped away. He waited. The sun moved a hand's width across the sky. Then the willows up at the bend shook, and the grizzly walked out into the shallows. It stopped to drink. Canada Moose counted: one bear, upstream, on the far bank, drinking. He marked the spot in his head against the bent pine behind it. The bear finished, climbed the bank, and disappeared into the brush going north. Canada Moose let his breath out. He knew where the grizzly was now, and where the grizzly was not. He backed out of the tent, careful with the seam, and started walking upstream along the near bank. The story he wanted was waiting at that bend. He still had no plan for what to do once he got there.